Ricky´s Hand

Scratched his head, then pulled his ear
Reached out for a glass of beer...

Ricky's Hand!

From his pocket it pull five pound,
Ricky bought another round...

Ricky's Hand!

In the dark it found his zip
Wiped his mouth when he was sick...

Ricky's Hand!

Six pints later it waved goodbye
Picked his nose and squashed a fly...

Ricky's Hand!

Slammed the door and grasped the wheel
Now Ricky's full of man appeal...

Ricky's Hand!

Ricky contraviened the highway code
The hand lies severed at the side of the road...

Ricky's Hand!